In which Jeff is introduced

So, Jeff the platypus was bored and decided to create the world. Its just that things fucked up a bit. Instead of the world he managed, singlehandedly, or as the case may be, singlebeakedly, to create the otherworld. To be continued.

(chorus: Platypodes. Just saying.)

Jeff, and his merry band of platypodes had been swimming around doing that electric eco-loding thingie that platy...whatever...are so good at, when Jeff felt that he had DONE all that already. He was ready for something new to happen, something challenging, something a bit more exciting than swimming around nibbling on yucky stuff underwater and worrying about only having one testicle*